Pasintabi sa Mastercard

Price of jeepney fare (2 rides sa UP Campus-Katipunan): P 14.00

Total cost of photocopy for 2 "hard to find" journal articles: P 10.00

Outside researcher's fee (one day only) at the Rizal Library, ADMU: P 100.00 (Pakshet! kinarir ko na rin ang pagbabasa sa loob ng lib ng Ateneo, sayang naman ang bayad atsaka dapat samantalahin ang centralized airconditioning! wahahaha!)

Knowing that I'm a few steps away from completing my Anthro reflection paper: PRICELESS

TOXIC

dedicated sa mga iskolar na medyo tuliro this week kasi ang daming requirements at exams ngayong linggo hanggang sa susunod pa. Tiyempong-tiyempo na UP Fair pa so medyo malaki ang challenge sa ating mga magigiting na estudyante. hehe Sali din ako sa toxicity next week.

TOXIC

performed by Britney Spears
parodied by sonofaditch

Baby can’t you see
I’m crawling
Through the paperwork
And all I’m doing
It’s dangerous
I’m failing

There’s no escape
This can’t wait
I need a week
But only got a day
It’s dangerous
I’m freaking

Tonight
I can’t calm down
Losing my sleep’s
The only option now
I feel dizzy now…

All the papers and things
I gotta write
so toxic! I just surrender…
All the facts that I need
To memorize
Things I don’t wanna do but I have to
IT’S TOXIC!

Got to pass or I’m screwed
Oh I know its’ so toxic!

It’s getting late
I’m giving up
I took a sip
From my coffee cup
So slowly, sleep’s taking over me…

Tonight
I can’t sleep now
All my notes
don’t make sense now…
All is hopeless now…

All the deadlines that went
out of my mind
So toxic! Now I surrender!
I’m so dead, and I’m screwed
Now I realize
I don’t know what to do
Oh I know, it’s so toxic

All the papers are due
So today I’m so toxic

I know, I’m so TOXIC!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Prof is gonna
Skin me alive
So toxic! Please! I surrender
Cant recall what I learned
it's out of my mind
I don’t know what to do
Oh I know it’s so toxic

I so tired and I’m through
With this crazy life
So toxic! I’m going bonkers!
Now I pray that I don’t
Get a grade of 5.0
Oh I'm glad I got through
coz this week was so toxic

Can you help me now
Please go kill me now
Exam’s starting now
I’m so not ready now
Detoxify me now
‘cause I can’t take it now
I'm f*cking toxic now...


Now, try putting the song up on the MP3 player or on Youtube...sabay tayo kay Aleng Britney....Go!

Her Life as A Movie

Today in Thought Adjustment...

OVERSTAYING G.I.s? NO!

DEVOTED TOURISTS? YES!

The Enchanted Kingdom of Minime has recently released a press release denying rumors of overstaying American troops in the Philippines. The presence of US troops, according to Minime's Propaganda Officer - este - Press Secretary is not a violation of the sovereignty of our nation but rather a boon to the tourism industry of the Philippines. The following is the statement released by the Department of Imagination of the Enchanted Kingdom of Minime:

"The presence of US troops, though primarily undertaking combat training for defense purposes, could also be engaged in 'fun and recreational activities' as US troops also deserve a break from hunting down the Abu Sayyaf - I mean - engaging in joint military exercises with Filipino troops here in the Philippines. The allegation that the GIs are overstaying is preposterous as they are not staying too long in our Philippine Islands. Take note that there are more than 7100 islands in the Philippines and the GIs have taken the opportunity to visit each and every one of them, having heard of the exotic pussy - este - beauty that the islands have to offer. And of course the GIs are kind enough not to stay too long on a particular island, just stay for about three days. This is enough time for them to ravage - este - admire the natural pussy - este - BEAUTY that the Pearl of the Orient Seas has to offer. Of course, after said period, they would have to move on to another island. So far they have invaded - ahem - visited 756 islands. Our government is happy to report that the presence of the US troops have resulted in an increase in venereal - este - revenues for the tourism industry. Thus aside from a ready ally in the person of the American GI, we also have a devoted tourist touring our islands. God Bless America.......and the Philippines, also."

I Just Had to Post This

given that I am disinclined to entertain any academic thoughts for the moment...



ahahahahahahahahaha! Loved the mom's deadma attitude -- just going about her chores, unmindful of the two doing their thing in front of the PC.

Thanks to Pebi for posting this vid on her blog. Just what I needed...

Sulpicio Lines

Sulpicio Lines announces a new fleet of ships with an all-too affordable fare rate. This newest gimmick was launched by Sulpicio as a way of "showing our appreciation for the long years of support the Filipino people has given to our company," said Alma Kapalngmukhangputanginangto, Vice-President for Marketing. "Sulpicio is indebted to the years of patronage that the Filipino people have given to our humble shipping line, we look forward to serving the public in new and deadlier--este, better ways...starting with this new and affordable trips on our newly commissioned fleet of floating coffins--este, ships pala," continues VP Kapalngmukhangputanginangto.


One of the "all-too-affordable" ships on its maiden voyage...12 minutes after setting sail from Manila Bay.

When VP Kapalngmukhangputanginangto was asked about the latest on the MV Princess of the Stars case and the aggrieved relatives of the dead passengers. VP Kapalngmukhangputanginangto eyes glistened as she said:

"Ay pakialam namin sa mga putanginang 'yan! Basta kasalanan 'yan ng PAGASA kasi hindi accurate and up-to-date ang mga bulletins nila! Siguro naman hindi mahirap para sa kanila na bigyan kami ng up-to-the-minute-every-minute na update 'noh para updated talaga kami. Atsaka kung tinawagan nila sana yung kapitan ng barko noh para aware siya kaagad na papunta na pala yung bagyo sa direksyon niya. Kasalanan din ng mga kamag-anak ng mga pasahero kasi pinapauwi nila yung mga tao na alam na nila na may darating na bagyo noh! Hellooooo! Konting common sense naman noh. Basta, wala kaming responsibilidad dyan ha? It just so happened na napasakay lang sila sa MV Princess of the Stars noh. Wrong timing talaga ang pesteng bagyong 'yan. Force Majeure people...Force Majeure nilang mga pagmumukha nila noh! Naku, makakalimutan din natin 'to after a few months noh...sino pa ba ang nakakaalala sa Doña Paz? Seeeeeee...sige, sabuyan lang namin kayo ng petals pa-epek-epek para quits na lang tayo. Oh, OK na? Appear! Wahahahahaha"

It was noted that VP Kapalngmukhangputanginangto started to turn an unnatural shade of pink while delivering her tirade. At the end of said speech, VP Kapalngmukhangputanginangto spontaneously combusted. Sulpicio promptly blamed the weather for the incident.