WTF? LOL FB Moments

found these in www.lolfbmoments.com. The various new media for communication and social networking has spawned a whole new phenomenon -- the proliferation of amusing scenarios unfolding online. Many of them featured in the site are cautionary tales to protect ones privacy, exercise decorum in an essentially public space, while some are just manifestations of the humor and idiocy that makes the human race so entertaining.

My top three favorites (click pics for larger view):







and finally, the piece de resistance...

WTF? Death Metal Rooster

WTF? Day Job Orchestra

profanity + illegal drug reference + overdubbed gibberish + Star Trek: TNG + APPLE JUICE! = AMAZING!

Pissed

Movietime with cousin Pebi did not go as planned.

I am so f*cking pissed with what happened.

Last night I checked out the scheduled screening of Wanted:Border at clickthecity.com. There I saw that the schedule listed a 1:40 PM, 3:30 PM, and 5:20 PM screening of the film. Knowing that Pebi would be fresh out of her shift (her shift BTW ends at 6 am) at her call center/trading consultancy work, and that she normally spends Thursday morning asleep at home, we agreed on an early afternoon screening since she should be back in Cavite before 4 or 5 PM.

And so we met at the SC around 10 AM. Natawa ako sa kanya kasi yung get-up nya was "yuppieng gala" -- top part was "yuppie" while the lower half was "gala" (shorts and sandals). A quick stop at Maroons turned her into a "UPing gala" (a UP shirt now replaced her blouse). After spending a moment to check out the DVDs at the usual place, we made our way to Robinson's Galleria for lunch.

Of course libre ni Pebi. (Thank you!) Mealtime chitchat was the most meaningful I had in a looong time. Discussion went from movies: Sophia Copolla's Marie Antoinette and the sad fate of M. Night Shyamalan (Pebi expressed admiration for Lady in the Water; I, on the other hand, expressed skepticism on The Last Airbender; we both agreed The Happening sucked); to books: George Orwell's works (Animal Farm, 1984) to Paulo Coelho's I Sat by the River Piedra and Wept (pareho ang reaction namin sa book -- isang malutong na WTF?!)The food at The Old Spaghetti House was also good - the spareribs were soft and tender but needed more sauce and marinade IMO.

Things took a turn for the worse after lunch.

We hurried to the ticket booth around 1:15 PM to get in line for Wanted:Border only to find that Robinson's Movieworld had changed the schedule. There were to be two screenings of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON at Cinema 8 prior to the screening of Wanted: Border. The earliest we could watch was 5:20 PM and, knowing Pebi's situation, it was impossible for us to watch the movie as a "critical tandem" (naks) if that's the case.

F*ck.

After profuse apologies to Pebi, we decided to watch Paranormal Activity instead. Nilibre ko si Pebi as a token of gratitude for lunch and also for the fact that the sudden change of plans made us watch a movie that we both weren't planning on viewing. Nahiya talaga ako kay Pebi. And I was so irate at what happened that I just had to kick Edward's big-ass face displayed in the Movieworld lobby.

Honestly, that felt good. ha.

Halos walang tao sa cinema when we went in. Aside from Pebi and myself, I counted around 6 more people in the cinema. So much for the hype surrounding this film -- another addition to the "found/recovered footage genre" like The Blairwitch Project, Cloverfield, Rec, Quarantine (based on Rec), and The Hayden Kho Scandal (kidding)

Again, so much for hype. I considered the film as an indictment of the materialistic and self-centered American culture whose only response to the forces of the supernatural was to point a videocamera at it. The scenario presented in the film would unfold quite differently here in our country, where our culture is steeped in lore regarding the supernatural. This would explain why both Pebi and I viewed the film with a degree of incredulity and amusement -- but not horror.

Kung si Pebi pa: "Naku, na-engkanto lang yan. Tawas lang ang katapat nyan..."

but to be fair to the film, a few scenes did make me jump. The most interesting was the one where the woman, while sound asleep, was dragged by her foot from her bed by an invisible presence, and hearing her terrified screams as she was being dragged away from view... now, that was creepy.

And another question kept nagging me: Why don't they just shut the damn door?

And so our tandem shared disappointment instead of an enjoyable film experience. This afternoon just made me realize how much I hated the Twilight series, and now I could hate it with a vengeance. Nang dahil sa New Moon na 'yan nadiskaril ang plano namin ni Pebi, punyeta!


Note: checked the clickthecity website again, and lo and behold! the f*cking schedule has indeed been changed!Isaksak nyo yang p*t********g New Moon na 'yan sa baga nyo!

WTF? JGL in SNL

Joseph Gordon Levitt, aka Cobra Commander, hosting the latest episode of SNL

UPDATE: The posted clips are no longer available but I trust your resourcefulness to find them elsewhere...

Opening monologue: weirdly manic, parang na-overdose sa energy drink si Joseph hehe



The Mellow Show, hosted by Jack Johnson: kuhang-kuha si Jason Mraz, natawa ako sa reference to avocados; and Dave Matthews as Ozzy Osbourne? Wohoooooo!



What Up With That?: Al Gore is pretty funny here though he's not really trying to be funny. All in all, this skit is the best of the show...

Ano Ba Yan?!

The Filipiniana Section of the UP Main Lbrary is still closed! Hindi pa bayad ang utang na six million sa Meralco!

F*ck!

Pa'no na 'to? Diskaril ang reading natin for thesis obviously. Though there are other alternatives but most of them involve long commutes (National Library) and daily library access fees (Ateneo, hello!)Andito na nga ang pinakamalapit wala pa. Tang 'ina naman o...

And I am sure hindi ako nag-iisa na naaapektuhan nito. There are countless students who are suffering as I am. To be fair naman sa staff, they were offering to browse through the shelves but they could only release one book at a time. And considering that the atmosphere of the Filipiniana section is like that of medieval times (parang dungeon), entertaining my requests for multiple books seem like an exercise in futility.

Ngayon ko lang naramdaman ang matagal nang reklamo ng mga tibak: na pinapabayaan ng gobyerno ang edukasyon sa Pilipinas. Putik!

Die, Earth! Die!

The folks at cracked.com are at it again. and this time, in anticipation of Ronald Emmerich's planet-killing feature film, called on the unholy powers of photoshoppers around the 'net and compiled this list of Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies.

I found the alpaca movie most hilarious of them all.

WTF? Mascot Dance

ang kulit! hahahahaha

OMFG! Sa Wakas!

From the creators of the Ninjai series...

Warning: explicit content! hell, yeah!



Karma Kula...parang combination ng guru at ninja...hehe

Karma Kula website here

Ninjai website here. Apart from the ninja kid, the little bird is my favorite. hehe

LARP*?

How many nerds does it take to recreate an online game in real life?



A LOT, apparently...


*Live Action Role Playing...it's like cosplay but with people taking it waaaay more seriously

WTF?

Believe me, it's real. Check out the article here.

Now this is something I would like the College of Engineering of UP do, make a scale model of a Gundam...asteeeeeg...

WTF?

This vid almost made me choke on the biscuits I was wolfing down while surfing the 'net.



In my opinion, this next vid is more sad than funny...

BELATED EASTER POST

Ewwwwwwwwww!

If the news featured in Lenard's post is to be believed, anime enthusiasts should brace themselves for the impending apocalypse.

Because this guy...



will play this guy...



Not pictured: Ditch's agonizing shriek of incredulity - The Horror! The Horror!

WTF?! Latest Naruto and Bleach

Naruto 44O:

1. Minato reveals himself to Naruto -- and tells the boy that he is his father
2. How did Naruto react, you ask? well...


3. Madaraaaaaaaa! For me, Pain is already inconsequential.

Bleach 350:

1. Kubo seems fixated on "Lust" lately, it's been four freaking episodes...
2. Ichigo goes "Super Saiyan"


Translation: Find me a hairstylist mga ateh! Now na! Ang chaka ko, ano vah!

3. Ulquiorra's gonna get his ass kicked -- big time.


Pics from mangafox.com

WTF? Post-Coital Shenanigans

WARNING: Suggestive -- not to mention sacrilegious -- content up ahead...Not for minors and conservative Christians, oh well...

WTF? Temperature

Another one of those "misheard lyrics" video, this time featuring Sean Paul and his peculiar singing style...and pronunciation.

WTF?! Bye Old Mechanic Man?

This is what happens if you happen to have a vocalist who just growls through the entire song and the hapless listener having no access to a "Songhits" -- with animation pa 'to take note...



eto yung correct lyrics...

You need some lovin' o' monstermaniac
style and fashion
and I'm a device of horny steel
You need to believe in the dirty lovin'
o' lusty passion
You need a spin in the torture wheel
I say yeah, now who could put it there
Now who could really care
I hear the call yeah
I can
Biomechanic man

You need to be on a roll and make
a show of money
You need to get the healer here
You gotta know when it's bad
It's gonna be funny
you gotta get in the cyber-feel
I say yeah, need to know when and were
Now who could make you fear
I hear the call yeah
I am Biomechanic man

I'm all man and all machine
a little sicko, little mean
I rock your brains out
And you're sure to be damned
I lick your little finger
then I chew up your hand
for that's who I am: The Biomechanic man

Well, hello again...Lordi!

I'm enjoying my youtube sojourns for now. Next week will be serious work on my Kas 208 paper. I'll enjoy this respite while it lasts, though....

WTF?! Left4Dead Hysterics

The Original title of this video clip was "Zombie Bukkake":



Fave lines:

1. "...Follow Me! Follow me -- WTF, Hunter's got me! Abort! Abort plan!"
2. "Who shot the car?! Who shot the car?!...Somebody shut the car up!"
3. "You used me like a pipe bomb!"

I was laughing all throughout the clip. grabe. hahaha

WTF?!

This is so wrong in so many levels...