Abangan...

Best bits:

1. "You may find this hard to believe...but I'm GAY."

2. "That is such a Samantha thing to say!"

3. "I gave him -- like -- a traditional African name...O.J."

4. "What type belt is that, candidate?"

"D and G..."

"What is D and G?"

"Dolce and Gabbana...hello?!"

"HELLO?!!!"

5. "How do you protect your self from being attack[ed] by homosexuals?"

"They probably would tackle from behind."

6. "How did you find your son?"

"I swapped him...for an Ipod!"