Thursday, July 30, 2009

Something I Could Definitely Sink My Teeth Into

Comments on the first season of TrueBlood.

1. Definitely not for the Twilight demographic. The copious nudity and sex would be enough to make Stephnie Meyer spontaneously combust.

2. Speaking of innumerable acts of carnality, HBO should release a DVD consisting of all of Jason Stackhouse's scenes - one way of making inroads into the porn industry. The episode on priapism was HILARIOUS!



3. I LOVE Sookie's best friend Tara and her sexually-ambiguous cousin Lafayette. Never knew a horror series could feature such off-beat characters. Watch Tara's confrontation with her mother in this scene...



4. Wonder who'd win in a shapeshifter-vampire fight? I'd love to have the series feature a shapeshifter that could turn into a tiger, a bear, or even an elephant. More bad-ass than this poor sap...



5. Wonder what True Blood (the drink) tastes like...Vampirism 101 by Bill Compton. Funny...



6. Humor and dread coexisting in each episode...human characters who are interesting (and sometimes even more) than the vampires...this one's good...

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