Got this from Lenard's blog. Interesting to note that this afternoon I played DoTA and was hammered in two straight games -- by the AI! Computer(Normal) pa na! hahahaha maybe this prayer will help...
THE DOTA PRAYER
Thank you for OWNING me another day.
May all the WICKED SICK be
healed by your DOMINATING touch.
May your PERSEVERANCE be present
MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.
May you increase our CRITICAL from
LUCIFER and damage his ARMOR
with our DIVINE RAPIER.
Sorry if we BACK STAB you.
Send us our GUARDIAN ANGEL
to save us.
May you continue to bring
UNSTOPPABLE blessings and
fill our HEARTS with TARRASQUE
and remove us from this
MASK OF MADNESS.